2:00 yesterday afternoon, the cupcake truck was outside my office. I went down to get one. Two, actually, Stef was busy doing something. It was raining outside, but not very hard. My jacket is water resistant and I hadn’t bothered to do my hair that day. However.
I got to about third in line when two ladies in the front were debating what to get in their six-pack of cupcakes and one actually asked the guy whether a particular flavor is any good.
Because he was going to day “No”?
The cupcake truck needs a Soup Nazi.
People, I never liked Seinfeld. I found the characters stupid and self-absorbed to the border of evil. But Soup Nazi!
OK, sometimes he was harsh. A one year ban is pretty serious. But I believe that a guy can choose who he doesn’t want to do business with and there is no law that says you can’t discriminate against people that are pokey, lazy, indecisive or foolish. Or kissing when they should be ordering. Also, instead of catering to the lowest common denominator of customers, he took care of the regulars. The ones that liked the food, knew the rules and kept the line moving.
I would totally patronize the Soup Nazi’s establishment.
Now that everyone and her dog has a Coach bag (and I imagine they are making things for dogs now), the hipsters seem to be carrying Louis Vuitton.
Besides the fact that I don’t get it – I find them ugly – I am under the impression that some of those bags retail in the four digits. So. How is this possible? Multiple choice:
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Back in Washington. And for anyone who is new here, don’t bother trying to break into my house because I do not live alone, I have a dog and I have ADT.
My cab was already parked out front when I came downstairs at 6am. My dog did not make a fuss. Traffic was fine. My secret airport security line remained true. I nearly forgot to take my bag o’liquids out, but never mind that. Oh, and I gave the Stare of Death to a chick that tried to line jump me and she submitted to my authori-tay. I had Auntie Anne’s pretzels for breakfast and an absolutely perfect Diet Coke from the fountain.
I had an exit row seat and slept for nearly the entire flight.
My bag was first off the line. My Metro train was pulling up just as I got to the platform. I happen to be using the bag in which I last left my key to the DC office, which is double-cool because I really hadn’t remembered where I left it.
I tried a new combination at the awesome Atrium Cafe deli and it totally worked. The rain held off until we got back to the office. I had a few good meetings and checked in at the hotel where I have perfectly serviceable wi-fi.
I forgot my sunglasses, but you know. It’s always something.
The Travel Gods have smiled upon me and I am grateful. All Hail, Gods of Travel.
I’ve done some talking on this blog about my political identity. I have referred to myself as a Cook County Republican, which means (to me) that I am a fiscal conservative and social liberal and can’t abide The Machine.
The reality is that I am inching more to the left every single day. (Don’t get me started on Rahm Emmanuel.)
One day, in high school civics class, I was spouting conservative on something. A friend asked how anyone as Pro-Choice as I could possibly be so Republican. My response was,
“Roe v. Wade is over. Decided. Finished. I don’t need to vote based on that issue.”
Even the teacher accepted that answer (although I expect he knew better). But we all know the reality – conservatives have been chipping away at the decision for years. And today I read this article about a court in NC blocking a law – a law meaning that a whole bunch of elected officials thought it was a good idea – requiring a doctor to present a woman seeking an abortion with:
In between making scarves for my grandfather’s church (more on that later), I am doing more fleece blankets:
This yellow one is interesting because it isn’t strictly fleece. The material was something like a light sweatshirt. The yarn was a Red Heart from Penny’s stash. Four rows single crochet.
The pink was a straight up fleece. The yarn was Red Heart – I think the name was “Candy Print”. Four rows single crochet.
I picked up this print fleece thinking that an older boy might prefer it. The yarn was Caron Simply Soft in Soft Blue. Four rows single crochet.
John Gregory Dunne was a writer. He was also the husband of Joan Didion and the brother of Dominick Dunne. Harp was a memoir that he wrote after two big, bad things happened in the late 1980’s. First, his younger brother killed himself. And he was diagnosed with the heart trouble that would later kill him.
Joan Didion’s book The Year of Magical Thinking was about the year after Dunne’s death. I loved it and I love her. One of the striking things she remembered was Dunne saying, right around the time that he wrote this book I imagine, that it was a really strange thing to know how you are going to die. She denied his statement. He wasn’t going to die from that episode. But he knew that someday, it would come back and get him.
That’s the guy I was looking for in this book. And while he didn’t speak so directly about his feelings – he isn’t the type – I am happy to say that I found him.
He spoke a bit about the falling he and Dominick had at the time of Stephen’s suicide. John was an ass and then Nick was a big drama queen and it sounds like the kind of thing that happens in every family and you just want to smack them both. Then he went on a bit of a European tour to find himself or whatever.
He started in Germany, where he served in the army post-WWII. He went on to Ireland to find his roots or something. He writes about it all in a very detached way. “Observational” is the way he writes it. He went so far as to say he was watching himself experience it.
There are a couple of times when he challenges the veracity of something just written. He takes an “it is all true, in a way” attitude that bothers me. I can certainly accept that “truth” is a matter of perception and he gets to remember and present his own experience as he chooses. The self-consciousness, however, annoys me. I guess it was a self-conscious time.
This was the first of Dunne’s books that I have read. I think the rest are fiction. I can manage that.
Norman Mailer was the kind of writer that liked to mess with your head and in his final novel, he outdid himself. This is the most disturbing thing I have read all year.
Well, duh. The premise is that minions of the devil watched and guided the Hitler family from even before the time when Adolf was born. The narrator was assigned to the infant and tells the family story.
It is demented, as one would expect. Although I wouldn’t have thought as far as two generations of inbreeding. Really close inbreeding.
Also, I don’t know how I picked up a novel about Hitler being guided by the Devil’s Minions without understanding that at some point, something terrible was going to happen to a dog.
Mailer pulled a pretty cool stunt in there, too. He left the Hitler action to cover the coronation of Czar Nicholas II. Because the minion was assigned to that, too. What is even cooler is that the narrator said if the reader wasn’t interested, he or she could pick up the Hitler action again on page 261. I sure wanted to hear about Russia. A shorter detour was later taken to the assassination of Empress Elisabeth of Austria. The point is that Evil weaves it Evil Web at different times and places. And it is patient.
I began losing some interest after the death of Alois Hitler, the father. But the chilling epilogue said that after 1945, the Devil’s Minions set up shop in the U.S. and began “investing” in both Israel and the Arabs.
It would not surprise me if that was what Mailer intended to write next.
For the first time in 94,000 miles, my car flashed her, “Dude, I’m running on fumes” light. I was only a few blocks from my regular gas station, so I pulled in and filled up.
It was twelve gallons.
My car has a tank that holds 15.5 gallons. And I know (because I read it in the manual once) that the “Dude, I’m running on fumes” light comes on when you are down to 1.5. So I know (because I can do math) that I should have required 14 gallons to fill that tank.
I pulled out of the station wondering who was fibbing – the gauge or the gas station.
As it happens, my next errand was to pick up Gibbs. Doggie Do Rite happens to be next door from my mechanic, so I stopped in and told my story to Bill.
“So,” I finished. “Who is fibbing? Car or gas station?”
“Well,” Bill said. “The way I remember it, gas stations are highly regulated and tested on a regular basis. The gauge on your car…”
I knew it. I knew my car was a big faker-drama queen.