USA Network. A commercial with Dick Van Dyke and the letters WWF in the corner. I thought, “Why is Dick van Dyke promotin the World Wrestling Federation?” #worldwildlifefederation
Internet. The number of “click on this link”s for “incredibly disturbing photos” of the Ohio animals. I did not.
Noodles & Company, Schaumburg. One woman is sitting at a table for six, chatting on her cellphone, making notes on her leather-bound pad without so much as a Coke in front of her at the heart of the lunch hour. Still there when I left.
10:00 p.m. lights out. 10:05 p.m. Puppy starts squeaking on his squeaky toys.
Anne learns that “Dude, seriously” is not a command that puppies understand.
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