The Next Dark Age
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Overheard in My House: Conversation Between Kay and Kiwi
Scene: My mother was in the laundry room. I heard the sound of Kiwi the Grey flying in to see her. She lands on the dryer.
Kay: Kiwi! You couldn’t just wait on your perch for one minute?!
Kiwi: (opens a pine nut)
Kay: Kiwi! There’s no eating in the laundry room!Kiwi: (drops pine nut shell on the floor; continues to chew)
Kay: Kiwi! You can’t just fly around the house with food wherever you want!
OK. Kiwi didn’t actually speak in that conversation.
The Next Dark Age 
I miss your mom. Tell her I said hi.Kris Dahlberg