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Independence Day Grinch
Dear Neighbors:
In addition to being kept up past 2 a.m. on a work night, I have pulled no less than four pieces of bottle-rocket debris from the mouth of my puppy.
You suck.
Edit: 8:30 p.m. That would be five pieces of bottle-rocket debris.
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Throw the debris back in their yard. You're not being a grinch.
Thanks for the validation. But I don't know which neighbor it was! I suspect there was more than one.
Ugh! That is too annoying. Hope the pup wasn't too scared.